starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

andrex493:

So Kawaii

shadzu:

ask-2p-usa:

ask-2pcanada:

ask-2p-usa:

ask-2pcanada:

ask-2p-usa:

ask-2pcanada:

and nobody even likes you 

this is still my favorite thing

ellamila1:

No Navi because I’m still standing in the middle of a f*****g crater

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

paula-deens-buttery-thighs:

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

japan would be proud

tacoart:

friends

norge-senpai:

★

within-those-stars:

The best kind of peek-a-boo.

jaclcfrost:

spike and dimitri are twins

and i don’t know who they’re related to

neither do we

go on

I wanna know everyone’s rare ships right now.

Come on and send me ur asks and tell me ur rare/uncommon OTPs

The sternocleidomastoid is my favorite accessory muscle. :3